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Chocolate Portrait of My Ex “A Hand-Painted Rendition of the Jerk That Ghosted You
Chocolate Portrait of My Ex “A Hand-Painted Rendition of the Jerk That Ghosted You
Chocolate Portrait of My Ex “A Hand-Painted Rendition of the Jerk That Ghosted You
Chocolate Portrait of My Ex “A Hand-Painted Rendition of the Jerk That Ghosted You

Chocolate Portrait of My Ex “A Hand-Painted Rendition of the Jerk That Ghosted You”

PORTOEX
Vendor
Barometer Chocolate
Regular price
$13.00
Regular price
$13.00
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Listen, Valentine’s Day with all its lovey-dovey hearts and flowers isn’t for everyone! Chocolate is, though!  If you or someone you know has been through a breakup or is just down on this thing called love, here is the the perfect, delicious, hilarious anti-Valentine way to celebrate February 14.

These portraits are solid chocolate, hand-painted and made with all natural and organic ingredients. The chocolate portrait measures 3” X 2.5” Stock is VERY limited. Act fast if you want to snag this edible masterpiece!

  • Ingredients: Organic Cacao, Organic Cane Sugar, Organic Cocoa Butter, Sunflower Lecithin, Edible Mineral Dust for color
  • Net Weight: 30 g. / 1 oz.
  • Country of Origin: USA